Gloryhole Part 5 – Where do I find boots?

Well, by asking other people or just checking out adult bookstores. In West Virginia, it seems every adult bookstore has them. One thing you can count on, the stores certainly don’t advertise them. You won’t see ads in the newspapers, Yellow Pages or on billboards saying, “Come Check Out Our Glory Holes.” The fact is, it’s as though they don’t even exist.

With one exception, we haven’t been to a place that doesn’t have two signs up. One always warns against loitering which means get in a booth and start shoving quarters in. This doesn’t seem to be enforced all that much and as long as you’re walking slowly around in circles, that seems to be good enough. The second sign you’ll see forbids sexual contact of any kind, or solicitation; that it will not be tolerated and subject you to being asked to leave the premises or to prosecution.

A legal thing no doubt. After all, it seems almost nonsensical to have such a sign outside a line of booths that have a little hole to the next booth, unless we have this all wrong and they are really for passing cigarettes, mints and popcorn between fellow movie goers.